@match ahoy Hey sailor, want some treasure? @match old|pirate|swabbie I shouldn't have married him, I should have stuck with Tomasso the Pirate. I hear he found a treasure map. @match map|tomasso There was a real pirate, he set sail for Port Joseph. Said he found a treasure map. @match * Never marry an old pirate..

@match landlord|witherspoon Yes old man Witherspoon is a real slum lord. @match leave|move Bugs aren't so bad, you should see the other slums around here @match * I told the landlord about the bugs, but he's a tightwad.

@match * Gods! I can't seem to find anything to eat around here!

@match mark Ya I know him, he told me not to tell anyone he was at Goth..Oh you said 'Mark'... I never heard of him. @match married|wife Can't cook, can't clean and keeps stabbin me alla time. Never marry a pirate lass... @match chancy|sheep Chancy is my pet sheep, and don't you make any wise cracks about it. @match * I never should have married her. I should have stayed at sea.

@match mumblypeg @trigger 3 1 Bah! Baaah! [I think he wants you to follow him...]

@match staff|walking Yup lost my walking stick - have ya seen it? @match ear You looking for deer? Used to be a woodsman myself. Try the woods to the east - lots of game there... @match woods|east Don't mumble - out with it now... @match found earhorn @ifstate found_earhorn 1 Yes, thanks for finding my earhorn! @match found stick @ifstate found_stick 1 Yes, thanks for finding my stick! @match found earhorn @find slaying="Gramp's earhorn" in inv @cond @$find @setstate found_earhorn 1 @setflag quest_gramp_malones_earhorn 1 @eval $find->[0]->decrease @playersound quest_success @trigger 6 1 My horn! Thanks. Here's a little spending money for your trouble. Now I can hear again. ....err drat now she'll be gabbin at me all day. Maybe I better hide it again... [he puts some gems on the floor and takes the horn] @match found earhorn Liar, ya don't have my ear horn... @match found stick @find slaying="Gramp's walking stick" in inv @cond @$find @setstate found_stick 1 @setflag quest_gramp_malones_walking_stick 1 @eval $find->[0]->decrease @playersound quest_success @trigger 5 1 You found my staff, thanks. Heres a little something for you. Don't spend it all on sweets now. [he puts some gems on the floor and takes the stick] @match found stick Don't see it, you don't have my stick... @match stick Ya say yer sick? That's a darn shame! I get a touch of the wind myself sometimes... Have you found my stick? @match * @addtopic found stick @addtopic found earhorn Hunn? Speak up there!

@match staff|stick You'll know its his because he carved his name on it. @match ear|earhorn|father My father is a bit hard of hearing. He lost his earhorn too... @match * My father lost his walking stick, if you find it please bring it back to him.